Sunday, September 4, 2011
The Harvest Rebellion
I urge you to read this and take heed. THE HARVEST REBELLION IS HERE! Spread the word before it is too late!
The pumpkins have had enough of the senseless slaughter that occurs every year in the humble fields across the world. Their homes are invaded and ransacked by humans with machetes, hatchets, and knives. Their kinsfolk are taken by the millions and mutilated in the name of 'holiday tradition'.
I have it on good authority that a rebellion force has assembled to guard the patch. They will do everything in their power to keep the invading humans at bay and put an end to the massacre once and for all.
You have been warned.